BEING A SENIOR, I HAVE GIVEN MYSELF PERMISSION TO ADOPT RANDOM CHILDREN AROUND THE SCHOOL. AN ACT I HAVE BEEN TEMPTED TO DO FOR YEARS NOW. CREEPY? NEVER.. I DONT KNOW HOW BUT I HAVE BECOME SAM BARLOW HIGH SCHOOL'S "MOM" THIS YEAR AND I HAVE ACQUIRED MANY CHILDREN SINCE THEN..

MEET MY CHILDREN:

AND TO THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE FAMILY.. DUNKAN!