AS TRADITION.. A SURPRISE ATTACK IS IN-STORE WITH THESE THREE. I THINK THEY WANTED TO GET ME BACK FOR ALL THE TIMES I HAVE BLIND FOLDED THEM AND TOOK THEM TO STRANGE PLACES ON THEIR BIRTHDAY.
BIRTHDAY SURPRISE- EMILY'S WINTER OLYMPICS
THE GRESHAM VS. BARLOW BASKETBALL GAME ENDS AND MY FRIENDS EMILY AND HAYLEY CONVINCE ME TO GET SOME FRESH AIR OUTSIDE. I DIDNT WANT TO GO, BUT EMILY MADE ME. WE JUST STOOD OUT THERE CHATTING AND PEOPLE WATCHING UNTILL ALL OF A SUDDEN I AM BEING COVERED BY A BLANKET AND 3 FAMILIAR VOICES TAKE ME AWAY INTO THE DISTANCE. I START GETTING DUCK TAPED AND THEN I GET THROWN IN THE BACK SEAT OF A TRUCK. THEN THE NASTY NICK ANDERSON PRETENDS TO GET PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE TO REENACT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I ATTACKED HIM ON HIS BIRTHDAY-VERY FUNNY. THEN WE PARK IN AN UNKNOWN PLACE. IM GETTING NERVOUS. WE GET OUT OF THE TRUCK AND I HEAR TRUCKS AND A BUSY STREET.. AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I GET CLOSER TO THE NOISE AND CLOSER AND CLOSER... NICK ANDERSON WAS LEADING ME TO A PLACE OF THE UNKNOWN...
THEN 1..2...3.. THEY UN BLINDFOLD ME.. AND I AM IN FRONT OF THE GRESHAM SIGN!? I FELT AS IF THE WHOLE WORLD WAS WATCHING MY SURPRISE. STEP ONE OF THE EMILY OLYMPICS.
WE WALK BACK TO THE CAR.. ACROSS THE BUSY STREET AND I AM THROWN IN THE BACK SEAT YET AGAIN.. A COUPLE SECONDS LATER I AM PUT IN A SHOPPING CART
THEN THEY TOLD ME I HAD TO STOP SCREAMING A ESCORTED ME INTO WHAT I DIDNT KNOW WAS FRED MEYER.. STEP 2
THEY MADE ME WALK AROUND THE WHOLE STORE WITH TOILET PAPER HANGING OUT OF MY SHOE!. AND I SAW PEOPLE THAT I KNEW!
THEN I HAD TO ASK THE STORE LADY FOR STOOL SOFTENER AND WAS INSTRUCTED TO FIND EXTRA LARGE MENS UNDERWEAR.
WE GET BACK INTO THE CAR AND SOON AFTER END UP AT BURGER KING.
THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO ORDER A TACO.. THE LADY LOOKS AT ME IN DISGUST AND SAYS "UHHH WE DONT SELL TACOS HERE" I LOOKED TO THE BOYS FOR SOME BACK UP AND THEY ACTED LIKE THEY DIDNT KNOW ME!! I WALKED OUT THE DOOR WITH THE LADY TELLING HER COWORKERS "THAT CHICK JUST ASKED FOR A TACO!!"
WE DRIVE A LITTLE FARTHER AND HOP OUT ONTO SOME UNEVEN SOIL. I STAND THERE WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN WHEN DANIEL POKES ME WITH SOME UNKNOWN STICK. "OK JUST START RUNNING"
"WHAT! IM NOT GOING TO JUST START RUNNING.. WHERE AM I!!"
THEY THEN TELL ME TO HOLD INTO THE UNKNOWN STICK AND TO START RUNNING. I AM UN BLINDFOLDED AND FIND MY SELF ON THE GRESHAM HIGH SCHOOL TRACK. I HAD TO RUN A LAP!! I WAS FEELING ALL OF THE NASTY FOOD I ATE COME RIGHT BACK UP.
DANIEL TEW HANDS ME THE UNKNOWN STICK WHICH I NOW FIND OUT IS A GOLF CLUB. I AM THEN DIRECTED TO HIT TWO GOLF BALLS OUT INTO THE FIELD.. I HOPE THAT WASNT ILLEGAL...
WE TAKE A STOP AT MILLER AV.
THEN THE PLANNED PREGNANCY CENTER.
AND FINALLY WE STOP AT ONE LAST PLACE. I AM STILL BLIND FOLDED.. THEY TELL ME TO LEAN OVER THE SEAT AND TO START SINGING "PARTY IN THE U.S.A".. THEY UN BLIND FOLD ME AND I AM YET AGAIN AT ANOTHER BURGER KING!!!! THE WAITRESS HERE DIDNT APPRECIATE ME TO MUCH EITHER.
WE THEN MET LAUREN, JACKIE, MEGAN, AND LAURENS ROOMMATES AT LOYD CENTER WHICH STARTS A NEW ADVENTURE THAT I WILL HAVE TO TELL LATER..
